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This is the place to find the strange assed concoctions from the mind of Seven Graylands. Don't ask me how he comes up with this stuff or why he's currently writing this header in the third person. Sometimes it is just best to smile, nod, and slowly back out of the room.
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Put your hands in the air and step away from the Jolly Rancher
I saw an article on-line which said “Jolly Rancher lands Brazos ISD third-grader in detention for a week”. ORCHARD, Texas – A third-grader at Brazos Elementary was given a week’s detention for possessing a Jolly Rancher. School officials in Brazos County are defending the seemingly harsh sentence. The school’s principal and superintendent said they were [...] -
Pandamonium: A Love Story
For some reason one night I, or rather Panda, started writing a B-movie screenplay. This is the result. -
Hot damn! I’m RICH! RICH I TELL YOU!
Out of the blue I received an email. Or should I say, the email dreams are made of. -
My (new) Sexy Russian Girlfriend
In love with a Russian girl I met on the Internet named Natalja. -
Messing with Poetry.com
I happened on poetry.com some years ago and quickly realized it was a scam "publishing" site. -
Harley-Davidson got beat up by the chess club at recess – milk money stolen
Two things on my list of wants is a new leather jacket and some rugged boots. I’ve decided on a old school steel-toe engineer boot and a heavy classic motorcycle jacket. Sounds like two easy items to find yes? It hasn’t been. The Jacket: I just want a solid, classic style motorcycle jacket. Nothing fancy, [...] -
Looking up at the sky
I caught something zip across the sky the other night. It seemed too fast to be an airplane and my first thought was perhaps it was ISS. I’ve heard you can see this from earth with the naked eye and with any old cheap telescope you can see the ISS solar array. I dug around [...] -
Hamgeeks DIE
I read this today (it was a website about using Microsoft Instant Messaging to send Morse Code) and it made me do one of those funny tick/shiver things. Like when you really have to have a piss and when you finally do your whole body does this quirky spaz. Morse Code via Internet using,. Umm.. [...] -
Cellularpath – Mental disorder marked usually by egocentric and antisocial activity.
From Websters Dictionary: Psychopath – Mental disorder marked usually by egocentric and antisocial activity. From Seven’s Dictionary for the 21st Century: Cellularpath – Mental disorder marked usually by egocentric and antisocial activity. ——– What is with cell phones and people who feel they need them permanently attached to the side of their big fat blabbering [...] -
The music revolution. Will it be televised?
For years musicians have been subject to slave labour-like contracts and the only people that really made any money off the music were the fat cats behind the desks at Big Label Inc. Even today musicians willingly sign their art away with wild abandon with dreams of becoming the next superstar. This has been the [...] -
DirecTV install gone bad
You know, working on the Sate-Light reminded me of a little story when I upgraded from me DirecTV reciver to DirecTIVO. So, here’s a little story for you from March 1 2004 (before I had this silly page up). The direcTV guy came by today to install our new DVR. A pretty simple install as [...] -
Fun with Telemarketers
The main reason I needed to start this page was for my new hobby -pestering telemarketers. Here’s the story. For the last 9 or so days I’ve been getting a call everynight from a company wanting me to join their childrens book club. If I join I get two free books and a backpack. Now, [...] -
The Friends ending you WISH they had made
I caught part of the ending tonight and was blown away by the same story plots they’ve been using for years. I hardly ever watched the show to begin with (the wife did) but I’ve hardly seen any episode for years. Tonight I saw the exact same script line and joked used in the first [...] -
The Office of Checking and Savings Security
Thanks to my new bank account, I feel so much safer. I decided to open a new checking account with a new bank because my old bank decided to impose a monthly charge on my “no monthly charge checking account” (which is a different bitch all together). I walk in and speak with a nice, [...]
