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		<title>Build an Electronic Snare Drum Pad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been looking at expanding my electronic trap set. The bulk of it suits me well but I&#8217;ve always been frustrated by the snare pad. There is just something not right about smacking a 6 inch rubber pad for the snare. Roland has a nice line of mesh head electronic drums with their V-Drum line. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been looking at expanding my electronic trap set. The bulk of it suits me well but I&#8217;ve always been frustrated by the snare pad. There is just something not right about smacking a 6 inch rubber pad for the snare.</p>
<p>Roland has a nice line of mesh head electronic drums with their V-Drum line. The top of the line at the moment is the 10 inch PD-125SX dual trigger pad &#8211; which costs a whopping $429. It&#8217;s a nice trigger but I don&#8217;t need the dual zone. it&#8217;s also only 10 inches. I&#8217;d rather have a full side snare of 12 or 14 inches.</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s build one.</p>
<p>Considering I don&#8217;t need anything special for a drum shell, I scoured Craigslist for an old snare drum. I found a couple but nothing as cheap as a brand new Sonar snare for $40.</p>
<div id="attachment_509" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 348px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-509" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare01/"><img class="size-full wp-image-509 " title="snare01" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare01.jpg" alt="" width="338" height="450" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Brand new Sonar snare for $40</p></div>
<p>The other things I&#8217;ll need are;</p>
<p>1.) Snare stand &#8211; about $50<br />
2.) One Piezoelectric 35 mm element &#8211; 65 cents at the local electronic shop.<br />
3.) A bit of wire and shrink tube &#8211; a buck or two.<br />
4.) One 1/4 inch mono phone jack &#8211; $1<br />
5.) 3 metal &#8220;L&#8221; mounts &#8211; $1 each<br />
6.) Some foam. I used the ridged foam from a sanding block &#8211; $1.29<br />
7.) Fibreglass screen door mesh &#8211; $10<br />
8.) Double sided tape &#8211; About $3-4<br />
9.) A 5/16th carriage bolt, a few nuts and washers &#8211; $5<br />
10.) 3mm beading wire (found in the arts/crafts section of a store) &#8211; $2</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s try and put this thing together.</p>
<p><strong>The Drum Shell</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_510" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-510" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare02/"><img class="size-full wp-image-510 " title="snare02" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare02.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I removed the skins and hoops....</p></div>
<div id="attachment_517" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-517" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare09/"><img class="size-full wp-image-517" title="snare09" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare09.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">...and pulled off the snare strainer. I won&#39;t be using this on the electronic drum so I&#39;ll pack this away for another project.</p></div>
<p>The idea is to mount the Piezoelectric element under the centre of the drum skin (which I&#8217;ll do with the carriage bolt and washers). I&#8217;ll need to cut a piece of wood to mount this on. I set the drum shell on a piece of paper and figured out where I want to put my &#8220;L&#8221; brackets. I traced around the whole thing.</p>
<div id="attachment_511" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-511" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare03/"><img class="size-full wp-image-511" title="snare03" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare03.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Tracing the shell and brackets.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_512" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-512" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare04/"><img class="size-full wp-image-512" title="snare04" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare04.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">This is what I have to work with.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_513" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-513" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare05/"><img class="size-full wp-image-513" title="snare05" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare05.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A few squiggly lines and I have a template for my wood mount.</p></div>
<p>To make things easy I&#8217;m going to use the lug mount screws to hold my &#8220;L&#8221; brackets. no need to drill extra holes or use other screws.</p>
<div id="attachment_518" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-518" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare10/"><img class="size-full wp-image-518" title="snare10" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare10.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Mounting the &quot;L&quot; brackets</p></div>
<div id="attachment_519" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-519" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare11/"><img class="size-full wp-image-519" title="snare11" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare11.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">All three brackets are in.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_520" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-520" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare12/"><img class="size-full wp-image-520" title="snare12" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare12.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">My wood mount is cut and spray painted silver. I painted it silver because I noticed a can of silver paint when I was cutting it out. If I had some black paint, it would have been black.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_521" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-521" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare13/"><img class="size-full wp-image-521" title="snare13" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare13.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A few wood screws on the underside to hold it in place.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_522" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-522" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare14/"><img class="size-full wp-image-522" title="snare14" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare14.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">This is the bolt/washer contraption I came up with to hold the piezo in place. The carriage bolt and locking nuts give me some flexibility in the hight and allow me to adjust it later. The washers on the top are held with 3M double-sided tape.</p></div>
<p><strong>The Electronic Bits</strong></p>
<p>The electronics are really quite simple. One piezo is wired directly to a phono jack. The piezo acts as the trigger. You can not mount the piezo directly to the drum skin or it would be damaged. A bit of foam is placed between the piezo and the skin to transfer the energy of the drumstick hitting the skin to the piezo.</p>
<p>Looking on-line I found several people using different products to transfer the energy. Several people mention using the foam found in sanding blocks. On my trip to the hardware store I looked at various foam products that could be used (pipe insulation, ridged insulation, etc) and the sanding block foam seemed to be a fairly good and cheap choice. I decided to give it a shot.</p>
<p>My I wired up my piezo to a standard 1/4 mono phono jack. I added a bit of heat shrink tubing to keep things tidy.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t think it would matter which way the piezo was wired so I tested it both ways.. it didn&#8217;t seem to matter.</p>
<div id="attachment_515" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-515" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare07/"><img class="size-full wp-image-515" title="snare07" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare07.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The 35 mm Piezo and 1/4 phone jack.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_516" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-516" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare08/"><img class="size-full wp-image-516" title="snare08" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare08.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Wired together. I ended up having to change to another style phono plug. You&#39;ll see why in a moment.</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;m going to need a place to mount my phono plug. My first thought was the air vent already in place on the snare drum.  The drum shell was too thick for my phono plug to poke through and fasten the nut in place. What I needed was a nice faceplate.</p>
<div id="attachment_514" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-514" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare06/"><img class="size-full wp-image-514" title="snare06" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare06.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Oh look! A nice faceplate!</p></div>
<p>I unscrewed the faceplate, flipped it over, and bent it so it curved with the drum. I drilled a hole under where the faceplate would sit and drilled another hole in the faceplate for the phono plug. Due to the thickness of the drum shell and the size of the faceplate, I swapped out my instrument standard phono plug for another style which wasn&#8217;t quite as wide. It fit perfectly.</p>
<div id="attachment_524" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-524" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare16/"><img class="size-full wp-image-524" title="snare16" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare16.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Phono plug mounted on the faceplate</p></div>
<p>Now it is time to mount the piezo and foam. I cut the sand paper bits off the foam and cut a block about one inch square. I tapered it a little so it was smaller at the top. I adjusted the piezo mount so the foam block was just over the rim horizon.  Then everything got mounted with double-sided tape.</p>
<div id="attachment_525" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-525" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare17/"><img class="size-full wp-image-525" title="snare17" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare17.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The piezo element fixed on the mount with double-sided tape.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_526" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-526" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare18/"><img class="size-full wp-image-526" title="snare18" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare18.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Foam block mounted on the piezo with double-sided tape.</p></div>
<p><strong>Building the mesh skin and putting it back together</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to use several layers of fibreglass screen mesh for my drum skin. Two layers will be sewn to a ring and two layers will be held in place over that with the hoop.</p>
<div id="attachment_523" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-523" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare15/"><img class="size-full wp-image-523" title="snare15" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare15.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I&#39;ll use the ring from the skin which came with the snare. Let&#39;s just cut that thing off.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_527" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-527" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare19/"><img class="size-full wp-image-527" title="snare19" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare19.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Two layers of screen are sewn to the ring with 3mm beading wire.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_528" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-528" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare20/"><img class="size-full wp-image-528" title="snare20" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare20.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The new 2 layer mesh skin is fitted on the shell...</p></div>
<div id="attachment_529" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-529" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare21/"><img class="size-full wp-image-529" title="snare21" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare21.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">...and two more layers are placed on top.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_530" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-530" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare22/"><img class="size-full wp-image-530" title="snare22" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare22.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The hoop is put on and tightened. I then trimmed away the extra fibreglass screen.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_531" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-531" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare23/"><img class="size-full wp-image-531" title="snare23" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare23.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I wanted the bottom hoop on the snare. The lower skin made a bit of noise when I hit the top skin so I cut a few holes in it and dampened it with felt. </p></div>
<p>And that&#8217;s all there is to that&#8230;</p>
<div id="attachment_508" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 348px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-508" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/build-an-electronic-snare-drum-pad/attachment/snare24/"><img class="size-full wp-image-508" title="snare24" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snare24.jpg" alt="" width="338" height="450" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">One finished, full size, electronic snare pad.</p></div>
<p>I did a bounce test (dropping a drum stick on the skin) comparing this drum to my regular snare drum. The bounce back is pretty much the same.</p>
<p>I hooked this pad up to my Roland TD-5 and it worked well. I had to up the sensitivity just a little but it plays perfectly.</p>
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		<title>Traffic Cone Desk Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I needed a desk fan at work. I found a small discarded Telus traffic cone outside the office. I figured this would make a nice base. I salvaged a seized 120mm fan from a server and re-lubricated it. Once it got warmed up it stopped making that noise (you know, that noise). Good enough for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I needed a desk fan at work.</p>
<p>I found a small discarded Telus traffic cone outside the office. I figured this would make a nice base.</p>
<p>I salvaged a seized 120mm fan from a server and re-lubricated it. Once it got warmed up it stopped making <em>that noise</em> (you know, <em>that noise</em>). Good enough for personal cooling I thought.</p>
<p>There is a stack of old and dying Cobalt web servers from the early 2000&#8242;s in the office. None of these will ever be used in production &#8211; or anything for that matter. Most have been gutted and the cases converted to shelves. There is now a box of old, but working, Cobalt 12v power supplies. These are cool power supplies because they&#8217;re small with a single MOLEX connector and power switch. Again, good enough for personal cooling.</p>
<div id="attachment_400" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMAG0050.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-400" title="IMAG0050" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMAG0050.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I cut a hole for the power receptacle and switch.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_401" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMAG0051.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-401" title="IMAG0051" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMAG0051.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Stuffed the Cobalt power supply inside.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_398" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMAG0052.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-398" title="IMAG0052" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMAG0052.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Mounted my refurbished fan on the top with a zip tie.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_399" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMAG0049.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-399" title="IMAG0049" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMAG0049.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Now I can stay cool at work.</p></div>
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		<title>Build your own Nocularcam</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 18:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had the idea of building a volcano webcam.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>I had the idea of building a volcano webcam. I have some spare computer parts, a bit of extra bandwidth, and a clear shot of an active volcano from my front yard. The only problem is the volcano isn&#8217;t real close (as it is an active volcano, I don&#8217;t <em>really</em> see that as a day to day problem).</span></p>
<p><span>With a 10x or 8x binocular, the volcano will fill the viewfinder. If only I could have a webcam with a binocular attached.</span></p>
<p><span>Thus,. this project.</span></p>
<p><span>I&#8217;m going to pretend for a moment someone else out there would like to use this as a guideline for building their own Volcano Nocularcam so I&#8217;ll sort of write this as a step-by-step guide.</span></p>
<p><span>Things you&#8217;ll need.</span></p>
<p><span>1) Cheap webcam<br />
2) Cheap binoculars<br />
3) Styrofoam<br />
4) A bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide<br />
5) Duct Tape (of course)<br />
6) Matte Knife*<br />
7) Screwdriver*<br />
 <img src='http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> Hammer<br />
9) Dremel tool**<br />
10) Permanent marker<br />
11) A computer or something for the webcam (duh)</span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-size: xx-small;">* or handy Leatherman<br />
** You won&#8217;t really need a Dremel tool for this project. I only included it in the parts list because every other mod project online lists one.</span> </span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>STEP 1</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Acquire some cheap binoculars. I found mine (8&#215;21) at Toys-R-Us for $10.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-01.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5" title="cam-01" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-01.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="388" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Turn your binocular into a monocular by removing the left, umm,. nocular. The one I bought had a couple screws on the inside. I removed the screws and yanked the nocular off.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-02.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6" title="cam-02" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-02.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>STEP 2</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Acquire a cheap webcam. I found one at Target for $29.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Carefully remove the pretty outer case. You won&#8217;t need it and it&#8217;s much geekier to remove electronics from their housings anyway. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-03.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7" title="cam-03" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-03.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>A word of warning:</strong> Broken plastic pieces can be sharp and you just might cut yourself. Use the hydrogen peroxide to clean your wounds.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>STEP 3</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Install the software for the webcam and point the webcam lens through the eye piece of the nocular. You&#8217;ll have to play around a bit with the focus on the webcam (if it isn&#8217;t fixed focus) and the focus on the nocular. I adjusted mine to focus to <em>infinity and beyond</em>. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-04.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8" title="cam-04" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-04.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">On my binoculars there was a middle focus dial. It stayed attached to the other section when I yanked this nocular off. The red arrow points to a slide adjustment for focus. Later, I&#8217;ll need to adjust the focus and then secure it so it won&#8217;t move. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">I&#8217;ve more to do so I won&#8217;t bother at this point.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>STEP 4</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">I&#8217;ve got the camera element and the nocular ready to go. When I was playing with the focus I found the thing is rather touchy when it comes to alignment. A little off one way or the other and the image catches the side of the nocular lens. We need to avoid this somehow.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">At first I thought of gluing the cam lens directly to the nocular eye piece. I figured there was a level of error involved in this. Glue on either lens (which are plastic) would end this project straight away.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">I decided to secure the nocular and webcam in a housing of some sort. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">As I was cleaning the cut I received from step two I realized I was holding the perfect housing. A hydrogen peroxide bottle.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-05.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9" title="cam-05" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-05.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Here is my idea: The lens of the nocular will stick out the top, holding it perfectly center to the webcam elements which will be mounted on a circle of Styrofoam cut to fit inside the bottle. How perfect is that? </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">First things first. Cut the bottom off the bottle along the raised ridge. This will allow us to fit the bottom back on later. A little duct tape around the bottle will give us a snug fit and should hold the bottom on nicely. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Fit the bottom back on. Make a mark near the edge of the bottom piece. This is where we&#8217;ll want to cut a small hole to feed the webcam cable out. I cut a small hole the size of the cable and then made a cut from the hole to the bottom of the bottle. This way I can slip the cable through the cut and later cover the cut with more duct tape. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><em>(Re-reading that doesn&#8217;t make much sense,. but perhaps it does to you. There is a picture of this later for reference)</em></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>A word of warning:</strong> Be careful to not cut yourself as you are now out of hydrogen peroxide.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-06.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10" title="cam-06" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-06.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Next we need to cut a hole for the lens to stick out of. Cut off the top off the bottle. Place the nocular lens on top of the bottle and trace around it. I cut mine a tad smaller than I needed and trimmed to fit later.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-07.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11" title="cam-07" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-07.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">The end of my binoculars had little rubber protectors. A bit of force and they popped right off. I cut the hole in the bottle to fit the nocular without the rubber protector. I figured I could slide the nocular through the hole and fit the rubber bit back on to help hold it in place.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-08.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12" title="cam-08" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-08.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Perfect fit.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">This is starting to look just like a..<br />
a..<br />
ummm..?</span></span></p>
<p>a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.</p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>STEP 5</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Now that I know how this is going to be mounted I&#8217;ll need to secure the focus on the nocular. I&#8217;m going to be stuffing the end through a bottle so I suppose I only need to stop the slide from moving back. It just so happened a zip tie stopped it from moving back at the perfect focus point. Your mileage will vary. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-09.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-13" title="cam-09" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-09.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>STEP 6</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Next we need a disk of Styrofoam to fit between our webcam and nocular lens. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-10.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14" title="cam-10" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-10.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Cut a hole in the Styrofoam just smaller than the nocular lens and another for the webcam lens. We&#8217;ll want these to fit very snugly as this is going to hold the two together.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>STEP 7</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">At this point we should have all our pieces cut, fitted and ready to go.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-12.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-15" title="cam-12" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-12.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="130" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">A) Bottle bottom<br />
B) Webcam<br />
C) Styrofoam<br />
D) Nocular<br />
E) Bottomless and topless peroxide bottle<br />
F) Rubber bit from the end of the nocular lens.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Let&#8217;s fit it all together and hope it works.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Now for the hard part. Stuff the nocular eyepiece and webcam into the Styrofoam and align it by monitoring the image on a computer. For me, this took a bit of fiddling and Styrofoam trimming to make everything align just right. Use duct tape to secure everything in place.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-13.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" title="cam-13" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-13.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Once you&#8217;ve got it the best you can, stuff the lot into the bottom of your bottle.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-14.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17" title="cam-14" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-14.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">I cut a small block of Styrofoam to wedge into the back of this mess to make sure everything doesn&#8217;t slide back once I get the bottom secured in place.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Oh yeah. Remember back in step 4 when I was rambling on about the hole for the cable. You can see it in the picture above.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Put the bottom of the bottle on.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-15.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-18" title="cam-15" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-15.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>TAA DAAA!</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">That&#8217;s it. You&#8217;re done.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-16.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-19" title="cam-16" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cam-16.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Plug the webcam into the computer and make sure nothing slipped out of place and the image looks good. If it is you can add a piece of duct tape to hold the bottom on. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Once I was done putting this together it was too dark outside to test the image. I did happen to grab a shot of the microwave in the kitchen.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/camshot1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-21" title="camshot1" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/camshot1.jpg" alt="" width="352" height="288" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">The microwave was only about 4 meters from me so it came out a bit blurry (remember my focal point was set to <em>infinity and beyond</em>). It&#8217;s also grainy as this webcam will need lots of light because it&#8217;s going through a few extra lens. It should work great for an outside daytime camera,. not so good inside. </span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>Next Day Update</strong>: It was a bit hazy today to see the volcano. I did mange to snap a shot with the Nocularcam in the general area of the volcano. It looks like it still needs a little adjusting.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/camshot2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-20" title="camshot2" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/camshot2.jpg" alt="" width="352" height="288" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Next I&#8217;ll need to figure out a way to mount this. I&#8217;m sure it will have something to do with duct tape and zip ties. </span></span></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>About 8 months ago I dropped Dish Network for DirecTV. I won&#8217;t bore you with the details, but by the end of it all I thought Dish Network kind of sucked. DirecTV had some special running which gave you a new satellite dish, receivers, installation and everything for a great price. So, I now have DirecTV. The end result of switching dish companies, I ended up with all the old Dish 500 equipment -the dish, receivers, and remotes. I sold off the receivers within a few weeks, but the 20&#8243; x 21&#8243; dish remained, sitting on top a wood pile, collecting dirt. It seemed like too cool an item to dump and it was just screaming to have something done with it. But what?</p>
<p>I posted some threads on a handful of message boards on what people thought I should do with it. The replies were pretty funny. Here&#8217;s what people came up with:</p>
<p></span></p>
<ul><span></p>
<li>Use it for a flying saucer hoax which will cause mass panic about oncoming alien invasion.</li>
<li>Line it with little mirrors, tinfoil, ect to create either a large spotlight or a solar powered satellite dish cooker.</li>
<li>Use it as a giant Guacamole dip dish.</li>
<li>Build a parabolic reflector mic.</li>
<li>Use it to build a 1920s style &#8220;Death Ray&#8221;.</li>
<li>Enhance the hit-surface of the toilet bowl.</li>
<li>Use it as a snow saucer, a protective cup or cover it with glass and turn it into a table.</li>
<li>Put some holes around the bottom to use as a colander when making large amounts of spaghetti.</li>
<li>Use it to surf on open wireless networks on the other side of town.</li>
<li>Make a birdbath out of it (which was my very first thought).</li>
<li>I could go as the Gladiator to my next Halloween party or just wear it as a large, silly hat -or a hat for rice patty farming.</li>
<li>Build a swimming pool for midgets.</li>
<li>Use it as body armour in a gunfight, a la, Senor Eastwood.</li>
<li>The base of a fire bowl for summer evenings.</li>
<li>Tie myself to a speedboat and use the dish instead of waterskis. -AKA &#8220;Waterdish&#8217;ing&#8221;.</li>
<li>Snail racing Indy 500 style, grease &#8216;em up and watch them crash.</li>
<li>I could mount a magnetron from an old microwave oven in front of it and cook food on the other side of town (AKA a 2020s-style &#8220;Death Ray&#8221;).</li>
<li>Use it as a giant Wok.</li>
<li>Bury it in my yard, convex side up, leaving the topmost portion of the round visible through the dirt. then put some stakes around it and rope it off, and put a sign beside it that says &#8220;DANGER! UNEXPLODED LAND MINE. STAY BACK 50 FEET.&#8221;</li>
<li>Attach it to the top of my car. and get vanity plates that say &#8220;MTHRSHP&#8221; OR attach it &#8216;correctly&#8217; to the top of my car and pretend I have satellite TV in my car.</li>
<li>Use it for the Oversize Discus competition or as a giant Frisbee.</li>
<li>Put a base on it, have a bunch of people over for the superbowl and serve chips and salsa out of it.</li>
<li>Enjoy a really big bowl of soup.</li>
<li>Make a directive speaker and broadcast audio propaganda towards the house at the end of the street.</li>
<li>Put a strap on it to turn it into a shield, arm yourself with a light saber, and head out to the nearest Ren Fair armed with futuristic technology.</li>
<li>Build a model of the starship Enterprise, using the dish as the main hull.</li>
<li>Sell on Ebay. Somebody will find a use for it.</li>
<li>Bolt it to the top of a black van and spray paint &#8220;Flower Delivery&#8221; on the side and randomly park in front of crackheads houses to make them paranoid and shoot themselves.</li>
<p></span></ul>
<p><span>Rob, of RadioAid.com fame, even came up with a five step diagram on building a Midget Hot Tub.</span></p>
<p><span></p>
<div id="attachment_196" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 420px"><span><a rel="attachment wp-att-196" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/disco-satellite-dish/attachment/dish1/"><img class="size-full wp-image-196" title="dish1" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dish1.gif" alt="" width="410" height="260" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">Step One</p></div>
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<div id="attachment_198" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 354px"><span><a rel="attachment wp-att-198" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/disco-satellite-dish/attachment/dish3/"><img class="size-full wp-image-198" title="dish3" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dish3.gif" alt="" width="344" height="147" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">Step Three</p></div>
<div id="attachment_199" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 420px"><span><a rel="attachment wp-att-199" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/disco-satellite-dish/attachment/dish4/"><img class="size-full wp-image-199" title="dish4" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dish4.gif" alt="" width="410" height="260" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">Step Four</p></div>
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<p></span><span>I&#8217;ll tell you one thing, that Rob has the 1337 p40705h0p 5ki11z.</p>
<p>Anyway, all were great ideas. I liked the makeshift parabolic mirror or microphone ideas the best. Ok, that&#8217;s not true. I liked the Magnatron idea the best but that didn&#8217;t seem so safe to me -plus I haven&#8217;t decided if I want to spawn children in the future. The last thing my testicles need are stray microwaves from an exposed Magnatron.</p>
<div id="attachment_201" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 360px"><span><a rel="attachment wp-att-201" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/disco-satellite-dish/attachment/sat1/"><img class="size-full wp-image-201" title="sat1" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sat1.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="263" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">About 85% covered.</p></div>
<p>At the end of the day I decided on covering my old satellite dish with mirrors and making a parabolic reflector in the name of fun and science. I figure covering the dish with mirrors it will remain quite reflective, perhaps even more then it was, so I haven&#8217;t ruled out the microphone or directive speaker ideas for the future.</p>
<p>At the time of this writing I&#8217;ve got about 85% of the dish covered with one inch mirrors. I bought 275 one inch mirrors and 50 half inch mirrors (for the edges). It looks like I&#8217;ll need about 325 one inch mirrors to cover the main surface area. I guess that means I&#8217;ll have to brave the hordes of latte holding soccer moms at the local craft store tomorrow and pick up about 50 more mirrors. So far the cost has been minimal. I bought the mirrors at Michael&#8217;s Craft Store -which isn&#8217;t a bad store given</p>
<div id="attachment_202" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 360px"><span><a rel="attachment wp-att-202" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/disco-satellite-dish/attachment/sat2/"><img class="size-full wp-image-202" title="sat2" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sat2.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="263" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">I managed to take an arty picture. Art spaz alert! Hmmm? Album art perhaps?</p></div>
<p>everyone who works at Michael&#8217;s hasn&#8217;t a clue where anything is or if they even carry the item your looking for and the great hordes of latte holding soccer moms pay no attention where they&#8217;re going, what they&#8217;re doing, or how to hold their lattes, craft items and cell phone all at the same time. But it&#8217;s not a bad place. Ok, I take that back. I can&#8217;t fucking stand Michael&#8217;s or craft stores in general. All those fruity twits wearing shirts and clothes they&#8217;ve covered in beads and glitter, their arms full of boxes made of pressed paper just waiting to have badly painted flowers and birds applied to them.. Opps, sidetracked.</p>
<p>Anyway, Michael&#8217;s had packs of mirrors of different sizes for $2.29 for a pack of 25 (Note to self: That dream of making disco balls out of regular objects, like a bowl of plastic fruit, is only moments</p>
<div id="attachment_203" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 360px"><span><a rel="attachment wp-att-203" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/disco-satellite-dish/attachment/sat3/"><img class="size-full wp-image-203" title="sat3" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sat3.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="263" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">The amazing multi-eyed, multi-mouthed, multi-everything Seven!</p></div>
<p>away). I really was looking for hexagon mirrors because I figured they&#8217;d fit the curve of the dish better. But, they were sold out. The one inch square mirrors seem to work well.</span></p>
<p><span>Figuring I needed a reason for building this (not really, but reasons, no matter how lame, give me a better excuse for starting work and building such a silly thing) my idea was I could use a tiki torch and create a spotlight to light up the pool in the back yard. It seems this isn&#8217;t going to work very well. The light from a flame isn&#8217;t quite bright enough or perhaps it isn&#8217;t direct enough. Either way, when I was playing around with the dish tonight I couldn&#8217;t get a very good beam from a tiki torch. I&#8217;m considering using the old dual LMBF (the receiver part of the dish) and replacing them with the lenses out of a couple of flashlights. These should fit in LMBF receiver area. This could create a nice little spotlight using only about 3-9 volts DC.</p>
<p>Tonight, about 7pm, I took the dish outside and pointed it at the sun. I held a piece of paper up at the focal point and it started to smoke within about 2 seconds. Of course, this would be a silly project without attempting something that might get one hurt, so I put my hand in the focal point. I couldn&#8217;t hold it there for very long. Youch! That is some pretty good heat coming from the sun right on the horizon. I&#8217;m interested to see what I can get out of it at noon.</span></p>
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<div id="attachment_204" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 360px"><span><a rel="attachment wp-att-204" href="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/projects/disco-satellite-dish/attachment/sat4/"><img class="size-full wp-image-204" title="sat4" src="http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sat4.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="263" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">This is the LMBF with the housing removed. A couple of LED lights and it turns into the head of Hector from Saturn 3 fame. </p></div>
<p>My plan right now it to attach a piece of metal or wood extending out of the LMBF mount at the bottom of the dish. On this I&#8217;ll attach a gooseneck microphone mount with a metal clamp at the top. This should allow me to easily mount various lights for playing with spotlights, microphones for using as a parabolic mic, speakers for broadcasting propaganda at the neighbours house, and food items for solar cooking time. The first food item I think I&#8217;ll make is solar toast. Yum.</span></p>
<p><span>&lt; Homer &gt;Mmmmm, Solar Toast. Ahhgggrrrggraaa &lt; /Homer &gt;</span></p>
<p><span>Once I&#8217;m done playing around, I think I&#8217;ll plant a pole into the ground at the end of the pool, attach my modified LMBF lights, and have an interesting light / conversation piece.</span></p>
<p><span>You know, after I placed those LED&#8217;s into the LMBF I may or may not use it on the dish. It might look kind of nice mounted on a gooseneck on top my new rack (see last entry). Then I could mount two more goosenecks on each side (like arms) with lights on the ends to point at the equipment. My rack would totally look like a giant Hector robot.</p>
<p>Ok, that settles it. Next project The Hectorack!!</span></p>
<p><span><strong>(As this is a re-post from my other website made May 3, 2004, this is what followed the above post on June 22, 2004)</strong></span></p>
<p><span>Well, it is now done. I&#8217;ve covered the entire thing with mini-mirrors. Today it was about 91f, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. I thought to myself  &#8220;Myself. If there was ever a day to cook up a slice of Solar Toast, today is it.&#8221;</p>
<p>So, I made my first piece of Solar Toast. I have to say it was quite tasty. </span></p>
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I&#8217;ve decided if one is going to use this method for cooking, arc welding goggles would be a good investment.</span></p>
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